UK Man Dies After Failed Suicide Attempt

@cmplord Said
A 30-year-old man from Lancashire, UK was killed when a bizarre suicide attempt failed. Anthony Wright tried to kill himself by tying a rope around his neck and to a telephone pole. As he sped off in his Skoda Fabia, the rope snapped causing him to lose control of his vehicle. Wright died when his car crashed into the holiday home of an elderly couple.

Police said they were checking into the possibility that Wright had been involved in an argument before his death. Police also said they were treating his death as a suicide and not an accident. A makeshift memorial was set-up at the accident scene with bunches of flowers left, one of which said, "To my brother" and another which said, "A great lad who will be sadly missed."

@cobber Said
Guess it was his time to go afterall.

@jmo Said
If i ever commit suicide i will do it by tying my intestines to a speeding train to
see how long it takes to die. what would your ideal suicide be?

@cobber Said
Being forced to listen to Scottish/Irish Bagpipes over and over and over and over and over would be enough incentive for me to stab myself to death with a toothpick.

@cobber Said
Being forced to listen to Scottish/Irish Bagpipes over and over and over and over and over would be enough incentive for me to stab myself to death with a toothpick.