I did this subject years ago and I think it's important because some misconceptions about Christianity can be dangerous because they mislead people so I'm doing it again. Misconceptions that aren't in the Bible can creep in or they can openly break in and deceive. Following are just a few misconceptions that many people have: 1. Enough good deeds will get us to Heaven. While we are told to do good deeds, they won't get us to Heaven. If this were true there wouldn't be a need for Christ. Ephesians 2:5 - You are saved by grace! 2. Christians never have problems and everything for them is smooth sailing. Matthew 6:34 - Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
3. The devil has horns and a tail (sometimes the tail has a spear point in drawings) and he is in charge of Hell and said "better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven". None of this is in the Bible, and he's not in Hell yet. Revelation 12:9 -The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him. 4. God will be pleased if I don't celebrate holidays like Christmas and Easter. Romans 14:5 - One person considers one day more sacred than another; another considers every day alike. Each of them should be fully convinced in their own mind. These and all misconceptions should be avoided because they can lead us away from the truth about our Savior Jesus Christ. whataboutjesus.com
It was a slimy night. Coughed up transparent green liquid. Daddy warned me of the beating and stabbing to death he would have gotten from grandma if he were me and had done what I had done. Beat me up in the same way he said grandma would have him if he were me. Daddy suddenly had a concerned, compassionate and timid expression and attitude and brought me the hospital to "end my mental agony once and for all." Tranquilized there. Hallucinated rainbow spots everywhere. The doctor removed my penis and replaced it with a whore's mutilated vagina, and I had never been so happy and content before this wonderful thing happened. Blasted me home in the car. Urgently blocked up every single opening in our house, creating the most possible darkness. Impulsively cut off the rest of his penis from the foreskin up to replace it with a heroin syringe (this is my very favorite part!) so that only the rushing blood from his boner at seeing me could push out the heroin into my anus. Miraculously, it felt more amazing than any insemination ever could have, and I, a teenage motherf***er, became pregnant in just two days and gave birth just two weeks after that. My daughter turned out beautiful, with pure black, far-apart eyes, fangs and no hair, and wonderfully capable of haunting all my enemies as long as they live.