Yo Mama Jokes/Insults

Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat, she smokes plungers.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravity*.

Yo mama so fat, she uses matresses to wipe her ass.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed an IQ test.

Yo mama so fat, her belt-size is equator.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own zip-code.

<_<

That is all.

your momma's so stupid, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear

yo mamma's so hairy, she has afro's on her nipples

your mumma is so nasty sh puts salt down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

your mumma is likea menu everyone gets a read lol I love em

hahahaha

guy 1: "what happened?" (as his friend collapses on the floor)
guy 2: "man, I gave yo momma a piggy back ride...and now call 911!"

yo momma so ugly, no one can tell what's her mouth vs her butt crack

yo momma so ugly, that when she was born Grandma said "what a treasure" and Grandpa said "yes, let's go bury it"

yo mama's so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants feed HER peanuts

WOW this is getting better and better. Keep it going.

he he he i dont get it,its so crap i dont get it and micheal Jackson is a man and i dont kno how that can be funny!ohh now i get it! lol

Yo mama so fat they use her a** for a trampoline
Yo mama so fat she jumped and the earth started orbiting her.

your mums so fat when she goes swimming in the sea the whales sing we are family

yours so stupid she dances with car alarms
your mus so fat she has to pla chest in space
your mums so fat she fell down the grand canyon and got stuck
your mums so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
your mums so fat she has to iron her clothes in the road

your mums*
your mums*