@hoppy Said 
About mid morning I went to the store for my beer fix. Every aisle I tried to go down had some fat mama and her 2.5 kids, or whatever the "experts" say the average is. You think they would let anyone by? f*** no. They stood their fat asses right in the middle and wouldn't move.
Thank God the store is divided across the middle by a wide cross aisle. Me and other shoppers had to wait there until the thoughtless b****'s moved on to the next aisle.
Daily beer fix. You're a man I can relate to.
As for the fat arsed b****es, simply tell them there is a special offer on lard 3 aisles away and watch them waddle off as fast as their flippers will carry them.
I know exactly where you're coming from Hoppy and I've seen triffids with greater grace in mobility than some of these women.
My tip? Buy seven cases of beer at the weekend and only do the trip once. Burp.
Apr 03, 2012 @ 14:19:19
they never wana move out of your way, you are always standing there saying EXCUSE ME!!! and they just look at you and keeping doing what they are doing. and the kids are sitting in the basket screaming or pulling s*** off the shelves
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