Yo Mama Jokes

The best yo mama jokes onl

yo mama so fat i burnt my a** on the lightbulb last time i tried to f*** her

Yo mama's so poor when i came over i steped on a smoke and yo mama said "who turned the heater of"

Yo mama's so fat if i stabbed her with a sword, it would take 10 years for her to notice and feel pain.

Not really you mama jokes, but still bout yo mama.

Your mom's like the stock market, everyone gets a share

Your mom is like costco, free samples for everyone!

Your mom is walking her dog with rabis and flees, and an old lady walks by and says "what are you doing with that vile creature?!" the dog goes "bark bark"

yo mama so fat she thout a 4 laned highway was a one way street

Yo mamas so big, when she needs to pick her nose, they send a space ship to do it!.

yo mama so fat when seh steped of the kerb to cross the road the army thought the germans set of a nuke

Yo mamas so fat, i showed her a picture of the floor, and she couldn't identify!

yo mama so dumb she stole free bread

yo mama so big dora can't even explore her

yo mama so ugly she makes mitchel jakson look good

yo mama so dumb she thought your dada's was a hot dog

yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the 1st grade

lol that s*** was funny

Yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper!