Last year i wrote this for another website.. cant seem to find it on here so i might have not posted it.. this is my experience of internet dating..
Recently I?ve found myself a lovely lady, so I?ve decided to sign myself out of the Internet chat rooms and dating sites. So what?s my Gripe?
It?s a small minority of the people that are the problem, not the web site. Most of them are looking for a genuine partner and I met up with some, they turned out to be nice friends? However, there are people in there that have half naked pictures, but on their profile it says things like, ?I?ve got a boyfriend so not looking?, or ?just here for friendship...? and there others that say, ?I?m looking for a gorgeous guy with a big ****?, etc. etc, but when you look at the picture they have of themselves, they look like complete freaks!
The ?good looking? ones have a real attitude problem. I am not jealous of them, or anything like that. I sent this one person a message via the chat room. ?Nice picture, your very attractive? I said, and in turn she called me a pervert! Really, do you think so? So WHY is your picture in full view for the world to see if your touchy about people passing comment?
The thing that REALLY gets up my nose about Internet dating sites is the amount of pointless information that some people provide. They spell out their entire lives, just stopping short of giving you their NI number and bank details!
Here?s an example ??The man I am looking for has to be tall and handsome and drive a fast car. They must be able to understand my needs and like the colour pink because I like the colour pink? Oh and purple, that brings out my eyes which are my best features along with my legs which are really nice. I try and where skirts so I can show them more, but normally I wear trousers for my work. By the way, I work in a burger joint; I have 4 stars now and am allowed to use the milkshake machine. I go out on Saturday, Friday and Thursday nights; I also go out Wednesday, Tuesday, Monday and Sunday, so most nights. I would say that my favourite drink is VK blue. My favourite song is Hey Baby and I like dancing in nightclubs with my friends. One of them is a right slapper though, because she stole my boyfriend once, but doesn?t matter though cause I didn?t love him anyway??
You get the idea? I?ll stop there I think, but if you are the unfortunate guy that stumbles across that, with a picture of a blonde wearing next to nothing. I would say move swiftly on to the next profile or quit the Internet dating sites and chat rooms!
Oct 16, 2006 @ 12:55:20
my exact thought treacle! 
