Coming down off a double points high!>

I've got a bottle of tequila... Get over here.... BUT I'm really not convinced you want to work
THAT hard.....

s***e I have to stop teasing people..... no I don't....yes I do.... Stop it....No....Christ... I had
schizophrenia, I hope I never get it, no I don't.... s***....

I can see the slogan now:
Get posting to get toasting!
Nah, that's crap.

well Im at work right now!

Get you preview of the eternal fires of hell here.... burn the s*** out of the toast....

Now where talking!!!!

Can we make that Feb 29. I'm having my arse removed that day...

awwwwww.....but what would happen if a minor was the first...what would happen then???? Do they just get the toaster???

by that time they won't be a minor anymore

Whew, me and my big mouth. Guess that lets us both of the hook....

10 million can be a TV... and 10 billion billion billion can be.....ummmm.... ummmmmm..... the frigging moon!! aaaawwwww.... *dreams of owning the moon*

I'll try

I had an arsehole transplant once.

But it rejected me.

Yeah they get a toaster, but we cut the plug off it...

I have 25 points to get to try and reach my next 1000 target.

Yesterday was a real cracker with some good posts really scoring highly, but to be honest when I post I do so because I want to reply to another persons post, or to take part in a bit of craic.

As long as my points total stays ahead of my beloved I'll be happy. But as she always points out, no pun intended, she's way aghead of me in blessings so I'm going to have to be a better poster for you all.

Who's your beloved bendover??