Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?

A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam

Why was the chicken created before the egg?

Because the egg had to get laid to make a chicken.

J.R.

I thought you were going to say because he didn't want to horse before the cart.

Man could use some improvements. :P

Adam was a rough draft. Oh, and Eve would need something to fill her time, as they say.

Adam was his prototype. He saw his mistakes and created WOMAN!!! DUH!!!

I really don't think there was meant to be an 'Eve', God just had to get Adam a hole to stuff before he accidentally put someone's eye out.

Pretty obvious when I've been mixing bath salts with my benders.

Ah Dan, I take it you don't like my answer!

You tell 'em Dan.