Quickies

@rondetto Said

A thesaurus is great.
There's no other word for it.

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There was a long line to get haircuts today.
It was a barberqueue.

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My wife bought me the Kama Sutra for Xmas.
That's put me in an awkward position.

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I went to the doctors with laryngitis I was there for about two hours.
Roughly speaking.

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Did you hear about the English King who agreed with everything he was told?
He was William the Concurrer.

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They say Great British cuisine exists in all corners if the world.
Unfortunately the world is round.

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Everyone tells me to follow my dreams, so I'm going back to bed.

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I have a recurring dream that I am a barcode on a product at my local supermarket, maybe I should get checked out.

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Diana Ross tried to jump the queue in Asda.
I said, "Hey! You can't hurry, love. You'll just have to wait."

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