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rondetto On about 11 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 23, 2023 @ 13:07:59
An aggressive budgerigar announced “I’m the greatest and hardest budgie in the world”. To challenge this theory, the owner placed the pet into the cages of a series of other birds of increasing size. The budgie always won. Eventually, a particularly nasty eagle was chosen and the budgerigar locked into the cage overnight.

The next morning, the eagle was found lying on the cage floor with the victorious budgie sitting on its chest, but without its feathers. After pausing for breath it said,
“I’m still the greatest budgie in the world. . . . but I had to take my coat off for that one!”
Darkman666 On May 25, 2024




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 24, 2023 @ 00:34:45
@rondetto Said

An aggressive budgerigar announced “I’m the greatest and hardest budgie in the world”. To challenge this theory, the owner placed the pet into the cages of a series of other birds of increasing size. The budgie always won. Eventually, a particularly nasty eagle was chosen and the budgerigar locked into the cage overnight.

The next morning, the eagle was found lying on the cage floor with the victorious budgie sitting on its chest, but without its feathers. After pausing for breath it said,
“I’m still the greatest budgie in the world. . . . but I had to take my coat off for that one!”


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