Budgie

My friend gave me a poorly budgie. I've made him as comfortable as I can in his new cage. He did lose his appetite, but I'm sure it will return. I just know he will succeed!
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I went to my local garden centre today and bought a new Christmas tree.
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting it up yourself?”
I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in the living room."
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Ahh... it took me a minute

First joke:

He was nice to give a nice cage, then he ate the bird.

The guy had the bird give him in the gas, definitely, the bird will return in his stomach with burp.

The second joke:

You really don't set up a Christmas tree, no instructions to do it
Just stand on own.

Don't worry of that your jokes are ok. Three wisemen with the donkey. the donkey got your jokes, but three wisemen doesn't get the joke, they are from uk. Nobody perfect!