@dookie Said 
A guy buys a budgerigar and returns to the pet shop the next day.
"Budgie is lethagic. Doesnt do much"
"Have you tried a mirror"
"Mirror?"
" Yes, a mirror. Makes the budgie think there is another budgie in the cage"
Buys mirror, but back next day.
"Budgie still lethagic, just sits still"
"What about a wheel?"
"Wheel?"
"Yes, a wheel. Budgies love treading in a wheel"
Buys wheel, but back next day.
"Budgie still lethagic, just sits still"
"What about a bell?"
"Bell?"
"Yes, a bell. Budgies love pecking at a bell, hearing the dingle. Livens them up."
Buys bell, but back next day.
"Budgies dead!"
"Dead? What birdseed were you feeding him?"
"Birdseed?"
when i first saw the photo, i thought it was scene from " the marathon man " and the man in the raincoat was dustin hoffman. then john cleese , i recognizes it. i did read that article a couple of months ago.
ps. dead parrot boil at 435 degrees in big pot for an hour or two, if gwark sound occur, it keep in longer. put carrots , celery, and potatoes, with lot of salt in the pot for seasoning.
then after cooking, put on the plate for dinner, the bird said, " polly wants a cracker! "
shoot it !
Aug 28, 2020 @ 08:12:28
