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rondetto On about 11 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Nov 13, 2023 @ 10:33:56
I just opened an express clothing alteration company. It's called Tailor Swift.

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A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"

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I have a really good airplane joke I want to share…
But It might go over your head.

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A buddy accused me of stealing his thesaurus. How could he do that?? I am shocked, appalled, disappointed, astounded, stunned.
In fact I couldn’t find enough words to describe how upset I was.

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Darkman666 On about 8 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Nov 14, 2023 @ 01:09:22
@rondetto Said

I just opened an express clothing alteration company. It's called Tailor Swift.

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A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"

___

I have a really good airplane joke I want to share…
But It might go over your head.

___

A buddy accused me of stealing his thesaurus. How could he do that?? I am shocked, appalled, disappointed, astounded, stunned.
In fact I couldn’t find enough words to describe how upset I was.

___


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