Quickies

@rondetto Said

I just opened an express clothing alteration company. It's called Tailor Swift.

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A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof." The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, "There are only nine words here. You could send another 'Woof' for the same price." The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all!"

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I have a really good airplane joke I want to share…
But It might go over your head.

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A buddy accused me of stealing his thesaurus. How could he do that?? I am shocked, appalled, disappointed, astounded, stunned.
In fact I couldn’t find enough words to describe how upset I was.

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