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A guy walks into a Detriot bar with a dog under his arm. The dog is dressed in a Detriot Lions sweater, and has a little lions football cap strapped to his head. The bartender informs the man that dogs are not allowed in the bar.
"Aw comeon, both me and the dog love the Lions, my T.V. is busted, and this is the only place nearby where we can watch the game." The man pleads.

After secureing a promise that the dog won't be any trouble, everyone settles down to watch the game. The Lions intercept the opening kickoff and make it to the 20 yard line, and score a field goal. The dog jumps up on the bar and starts high fiveing everyone.
"Wow" The bartender says. "Thats impressive. What does he do when they score a touchdown?"

The man replies. "I don't know, I've only owned him for four years!"