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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 14, 2023 @ 15:50:21
A Scottish couple took in a young woman as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathtub inside, although if she wanted to, she could use the outside tub.
"Monday's the best night when my husband goes out to play darts," she said.
The woman agreed to have a bath outside the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his dart match, she heated the outside tub and watched the woman get undressed.
She was surprised to see she didn't have any pubic hair.
She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday when you go to play darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday while the woman again got undressed and was getting into the tub, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"
“No," she replied. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl how generously endowed she was in the hair department.
The lodger finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night when the husband came in his wife asked him, "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours?”
“Why so upset? You’ve seen it for years,” she answered.
“Aye,” he replied. “But the darts team hadn’t!”
Darkman666 On about 5 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 15, 2023 @ 23:53:24
@rondetto Said

A Scottish couple took in a young woman as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathtub inside, although if she wanted to, she could use the outside tub.
"Monday's the best night when my husband goes out to play darts," she said.
The woman agreed to have a bath outside the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his dart match, she heated the outside tub and watched the woman get undressed.
She was surprised to see she didn't have any pubic hair.
She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday when you go to play darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday while the woman again got undressed and was getting into the tub, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"
“No," she replied. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl how generously endowed she was in the hair department.
The lodger finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night when the husband came in his wife asked him, "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours?”
“Why so upset? You’ve seen it for years,” she answered.
“Aye,” he replied. “But the darts team hadn’t!”


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