The Green Lantern is coming out

ThePainefulTruth

Verum est Deus

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Peoria, Arizona

#1

Jun 01, 2012 @ 16:57:00

That's right ladies and germs, the Green Lantern is gay. Does that mean Ryan Reynolds will have to come out too, whether he is or not? I guess Marvel will have to see their Green Lantern and raise them the Avengers. Of course Black Widow will be bi and Capt. America will come out as straight just to keep people off balance since with his hair everybody figured he was gay anyway.

Next week: Why do you think George Clooney is liberal and never married?

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Edited: June 01, 2012 @ 16:57

someone_else

Not a dude.

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American Alps, Washington

#2

Jun 01, 2012 @ 17:22:22

@ThePainefulTruth Said

That's right ladies and germs, the Green Lantern is gay. Does that mean Ryan Reynolds will have to come out too, whether he is or not? I guess Marvel will have to see their Green Lantern and raise them the Avengers. Of course Black Widow will be bi and Capt. America will come out as straight just to keep people off balance since with his hair everybody figured he was gay anyway.

Next week: Why do you think George Clooney is liberal and never married?

What a strange thing to be concerned about.

Next week's topic has already been covered by American Dad in the episode "Tears of a Clooney."

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boobear

London, United Kingdom

#3

Jun 01, 2012 @ 17:39:33

@ThePainefulTruth Said

That's right ladies and germs, the Green Lantern is gay. Does that mean Ryan Reynolds will have to come out too, whether he is or not? I guess Marvel will have to see their Green Lantern and raise them the Avengers. Of course Black Widow will be bi and Capt. America will come out as straight just to keep people off balance since with his hair everybody figured he was gay anyway.

Next week: Why do you think George Clooney is liberal and never married?

Actually George Clooney has been married

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futilevoice

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, Illinois

#4

Jun 01, 2012 @ 17:50:20

@boobear Said

Actually George Clooney has been married

As beautiful as he is, I think George is probably at the very least bi-sexual.

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Rehabilitation_Please

Has Tiger Blood

Peterborough, United Kingdom

#5

Jun 01, 2012 @ 17:52:52

Getting worked up over a fictional characters sexual orientation = Fail

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hoppy

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#6

Jun 01, 2012 @ 18:40:47

If George Clooney is liberal then he's most likely gay, bi or atheist too. Not all libs are gay but most all gays, bi's and atheists are libs.

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Rehabilitation_Please

Has Tiger Blood

Peterborough, United Kingdom

#7

Jun 01, 2012 @ 18:46:40

@hoppy Said

If George Clooney is liberal then he's most likely gay, bi or atheist too. Not all libs are gay but most all gays, bi's and atheists are libs.

I would ask for a source for such a ludicrous claim but you will use your usual "look it up on google" defense. So your opinion is null and void and yes it's an opinion not a fact, no matter how badly you wish and hope it to be.

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Yodogs

Sturgis, South Dakota

#8

Jun 01, 2012 @ 18:51:51

@Rehabilitation_Please Said

I would ask for a source for such a ludicrous claim but you will use your usual "look it up on google" defense. So your opinion is null and void and yes it's an opinion not a fact, no matter how badly you wish and hope it to be.

I completely agree.

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hoppy

,

#9

Jun 01, 2012 @ 19:01:58

You all want a source? Look at TFS membership. If you must ask for a source for that, then you must be dumber'n a dead frog.
I said before, if you see no source, it's an opinion so don't ask for a source.

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Edited: June 01, 2012 @ 19:03

ThePainefulTruth

Verum est Deus

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Peoria, Arizona

#10

Jun 01, 2012 @ 19:17:21

@someone_else Said

What a strange thing to be concerned about.

Phoney is phoney.

Quote:
Next week's topic has already been covered by American Dad in the episode "Tears of a Clooney."

Huh?

@boobear Said

Actually George Clooney has been married

Yeah, 4 years with no children but it was enough to keep the rumors at bay....and he dates too. I started this out tongue in cheek because of his politics, but damn if there might not be something to it.

@Rehabilitation_Please Said

Getting worked up over a fictional characters sexual orientation = Fail

Faux Fail. And who's worked up. I just think it's phoney and stupid.

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someone_else

Not a dude.

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American Alps, Washington

#11

Jun 01, 2012 @ 19:30:41

@ThePainefulTruth Said

Phoney is phoney.

Good job. Did you learn that on Sesame Street?

Yes, phony is phony so why be concerned about some phony story concerning some phony character. Robin was probably out way before the Green Lantern so who cares? Oh, that's right, you do...but why?

@ThePainefulTruth Said

Huh?

I'm not sure how I can be any clearer. Google "Tears of a Clooney."

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someone_else

Not a dude.

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American Alps, Washington

#12

Jun 01, 2012 @ 19:35:59

@ThePainefulTruth Said

That's right ladies and germs, the Green Lantern is gay. Does that mean Ryan Reynolds will have to come out too, whether he is or not?

Incidentally, do you remember when Superman renounced his US citizenship? Did you wonder then if that meant that Brandon Routh, Dean Cain had to renounce theirs as well?

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DiscordTiger

The Queen of Random

Administrator

Emerald City, United States (g

#13

Jun 01, 2012 @ 19:40:08

@someone_else Said

Incidentally, do you remember when Superman renounced his US citizenship? Did you wonder then if that meant that Brandon Routh, Dean Cain had to renounce theirs as well?

Can Brandon Routh just renounce his acting career? And never do another film ever? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

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someone_else

Not a dude.

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American Alps, Washington

#14

Jun 01, 2012 @ 20:01:21

@DiscordTiger Said

Can Brandon Routh just renounce his acting career? And never do another film ever? Pretty please with a cherry on top?

I dunno...Superman couldn't, so probably not. Sorry.

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DiscordTiger

The Queen of Random

Administrator

Emerald City, United States (g

#15

Jun 01, 2012 @ 20:08:50

@someone_else Said

I dunno...Superman couldn't, so probably not. Sorry.

Damn.

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