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rondetto On about 24 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 10, 2024 @ 12:01:22
Teacher said to Tommy "Have you got a brother ?"
He said "No miss but my sister has."

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A prostitute says to Paddy: "Would you like to have sex?"
Paddy says: "Ok, but only of you do it like my wife does."
She replies: "I can do it an way you would like, so how does she do it?"
Paddy replied: "She does it for free."

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When I get something stuck in my throat I dislodge it with a nice cold beer.
It's called the Heineken maneuver.

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I was working on a crossword and asked my girlfriend , “What is a word for overworked Postman?”
She asked, “How many letters?”
I said, “Probably thousands.”

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Someone asked me the name of the Inspector from the Pink Panther movies.
I don’t have a Clue, so need help.

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Paramedics were called out to a man who had his manhood stuck inside a vacuum cleaner.
He said that the relationship with the vacuum was purely sexual, as he didn't want any attachments.

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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

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I'm now 20 hours into my sponsored semaphore marathon.
Unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.

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Darkman666 On about 18 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 10, 2024 @ 23:32:13
@rondetto Said

Teacher said to Tommy "Have you got a brother ?"
He said "No miss but my sister has."

___

A prostitute says to Paddy: "Would you like to have sex?"
Paddy says: "Ok, but only of you do it like my wife does."
She replies: "I can do it an way you would like, so how does she do it?"
Paddy replied: "She does it for free."

___

When I get something stuck in my throat I dislodge it with a nice cold beer.
It's called the Heineken maneuver.

___

I was working on a crossword and asked my girlfriend , “What is a word for overworked Postman?”
She asked, “How many letters?”
I said, “Probably thousands.”

___

Someone asked me the name of the Inspector from the Pink Panther movies.
I don’t have a Clue, so need help.

___

Paramedics were called out to a man who had his manhood stuck inside a vacuum cleaner.
He said that the relationship with the vacuum was purely sexual, as he didn't want any attachments.

___

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the ceiling!

___

I'm now 20 hours into my sponsored semaphore marathon.
Unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.

____





Teacher said to Tommy "Have you got a brother ?"
He said "No miss but my sister has."


a few minutes ago, i called my sister. and, i just told her, this joke. and, she didm't get it!
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