Sacked

Fred had worked at the salad packing factory for years when one day he came home unexpectedly early.
"Why are you home so early ?" asked his wife.
"I've been sacked," he replied.
"Why ?"
"Well I don't know what came over me, maybe it was the vibrations in the factory ? but I got this sudden urge to put my d*** in the cucumber slicer."
"Oh! My God," said Mrs Fred, "What on earth has happened to you ?" and she swiftly removed his trousers to insepect the damage.
Fred was completely unscathed.
Fred's wife was baffled by now.
"What happened to the cucumber slicer ?" she enquired.



"She got sacked as well."

I wasnt expecting that!

???? What? The machine got sacked?? I dont get it..

The cucumber slicer was a female co-worker.

Oh.. So he got hurt by the co-worker?

All my jokes have to be explained Have I lost my touch ?