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HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Aug 01, 2010 @ 00:22:54

unless, of course, the chick was a kidnapper

But who would she contact?

Anyway, I was leaving The friendly neighborhood Giant Eagle and noticed my knee was having an arthritic flare up (ow!) so I hopped down into a caesar's stance (something I learned from my martial arts) and a car pulled up and asked if I was OK, which I replied "yes, I'm OK" then she asked if I'd like a ride

Like an idiot, I turned her down but a ride would have been exactly what I needed

Edited: August 01, 2010 @ 00:41

Willi

northinmind,

Aug 01, 2010 @ 00:34:43

@HiImDan Said

unless, of course, the chick was a kidnapper

But who would she contact?

Anyway, I was leaving The friendly neighborhood Giant Eagle and noticed my knee was having a n arthritic flare up (ow!) so I hopped down into a caesar's stance (something I learned from my martial arts) and a car pulled up and asked if I was OK, which I replied "yes, I'm OK" then she asked if I'd like a ride

Like an idiot, I turned her down but a ride would have been exactly what I needed

to shy, proud, ???

HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Aug 01, 2010 @ 00:41:13

Shy would be my guess

Edited: August 01, 2010 @ 01:16

Willi

northinmind,

Aug 01, 2010 @ 01:57:03

@HiImDan Said

Shy would be my guess

pain in body can make us not think fast.

go back. same time, this time you are ready

HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Aug 01, 2010 @ 02:00:08

Yeah, but knowing my luck, she really will be a kidnapper

Willi

northinmind,

Aug 01, 2010 @ 02:01:26

@HiImDan Said

Yeah, but knowing my luck, she really will be a kidnapper

bring your own ransom?

Edited: August 01, 2010 @ 02:01

GSnap

Over the Rainbow,

Aug 01, 2010 @ 02:18:14

Let's not get all pessimistic. Maybe she truly was a good samaritan! They do exist~!

HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Aug 01, 2010 @ 02:27:58

@Willi Said

bring your own ransom?

Just in case

@GSnap Said

Let's not get all pessimistic. Maybe she truly was a good samaritan! They do exist~!

Ditto

GSnap

Over the Rainbow,

Aug 01, 2010 @ 02:55:29

@HiImDan Said

Ditto

I'm all out of kudos! [smile]https://i.tfster.com/cache/bestsmileys.com/angry1/8.gif">

TenaciousDave

The Anus Of Satan

Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,

#10

Jun 08, 2012 @ 01:32:28

@HiImDan Said

unless, of course, the chick was a kidnapper

But who would she contact?

Like an idiot, I turned her down but a ride would have been exactly what I needed

And that is why you're still a virgin.

HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

#11

Jun 08, 2012 @ 01:51:17

@TenaciousDave Said

And that is why you're still a virgin.

TenaciousDave

The Anus Of Satan

Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,

#12

Jun 08, 2012 @ 02:22:21

@HiImDan Said

No wonder you can't get with a girl.

You need to do something about that red ass,Dan.

Grrrl

, United Kingdom

#15

Jan 27, 2013 @ 15:07:31

I wonder if she drove away thinking "Oh thank God he said no, why did I ever ask that? What if he'd been a kidnapper/rapist!?"

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