Quickies

@rondetto Said

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
"I Don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"

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Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.
"My dad is so good he can shoot an arrow, run after it, get in front of it, and catch it in his bare hands."
"My dad is so good that he can shoot a gun, run after the bullet, get in front of it and catch it in his bare hands."
"I've got you both beat. My dad's so good because he works for the council. He gets off work at 5:00 and is home by 4:30."

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Always follow your dreams!
Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

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I met some French paleontologists.
It was fun hanging out with them, until they had to go back to work.
So I told them, “Bone voyage.”

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