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@rondetto Said

I think I might apply for the new series of Embarrassing Bodies...
One of my testicles is bigger than the other two!

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Most of my relatives are Police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank robber…
He died recently, surrounded by his family!

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This fella just nicked a leg of lamb from Tesco.
Security guard shouted: "What you doing with that?"
He said: "Yorkshire pud, roasties and peas!"

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I won a crawling race across a field of cows and all I got was a pat on the back.

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