Computer Viruses

THE CLINTON Virus…
(Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.)

THE RONALD REAGAN virus…
(Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.)

THE MIKE TYSON virus…
(Quits after two bytes.)

THE OPRAH WINFREY virus…
(Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to re-
stabilize around 300mb.)

THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus…
(Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.)

And last but not least….THE LORENA BOBBITT virus…
(Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.)

This is GREAT!

Thanks Robby.