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rondetto On April 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 30, 2012 @ 11:12:14
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew being an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.

"Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.

She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them".

He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and called her dogs, "Here Soap! Here Water!"
sTreetAngeL On January 24, 2022
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#2New Post! Sep 30, 2012 @ 16:12:31
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#3New Post! Oct 01, 2012 @ 06:41:24
@rondetto Said

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew being an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life.

"Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.

She replied, "They're as clean as soap and water could get them".

He felt a bit apprehensive, but blessed the food anyway and started eating. It was really delicious and he said so, despite the dirty dishes.

When dinner was over, the hostess took the dishes outside and called her dogs, "Here Soap! Here Water!"


This sounds like a recycled joke.

J.R.
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