Man Has Sex With Man To Get Out Of Office Blood Drive

Link: https://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/area_man_has_sex_with_man

ABBEVILLE, GA?In an effort to devise a plausible reason to excuse himself from an office-wide blood donation drive this Friday, systems specialist Brett Karns, 32, reporterdly engaged in unprotected sex with another man last weekend.

"When the nurse asks me if I've participated in any high-risk sexual activity recently, I don't want to have to lie," said Karns, who describes himself as squeamish about needles. "Maybe she wouldn't question my story, but better safe than sorry, right?"

Karns told reporters he intends to have sex with another man next week to get out of his office's canned food drive.

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I don't understand. One usually can choose to give or not to donate blood. It's not an obligation.
It's weird.

Maybe he made an excuse to be gay or something?

Eh, gotta come out of the closet sooner or later.

yeah, why would he have had to do that? it's optional...

hmm maybe he was just too embaressed to say he's squeemish?

Maybe, but screwing a man? That's new excuse.

Guys, The Onion is a popular satire newspaper that has become a popular satire site.

Everything on the site is a joke.

Sometimes it seems like people will believe absolutely anything they ever read

Still is funny.

Look at the headlines on their front page:

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What an idiot... in Oz it up to the individual if they want to give blood or know. No one can force you in the chair and a needle in your arm...

And i mean all you have to say is i have been taking asprin and they wont let you donate. As i think asprin thins you blood or some s***...

So hmmmm lie take an asprin or f*** another man... i know id be taking an asprin