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Does your man have "guts" or "balls" ?

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LaPtiteSue On August 10, 2009

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, Canada
#1New Post! Apr 07, 2009 @ 00:28:22
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having "guts" or "balls", but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - He arrives home late after a night out with the guys, you meet him at the door with a broom, and he has the GUTS to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS - He comes home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on his collar, slaps you on the butt and has the BALLS to say: ''You're next, fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.



I guess I can say my husband doesn't have any guts or balls since he's still alive.
OklahomaGirl On February 13, 2010




Coffeyville,
#2New Post! Apr 07, 2009 @ 00:30:11
omg that is funny lol. yea my man would be dead either way so he has neither
evababy1 On July 29, 2010
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lodi, New Jersey
#3New Post! Apr 07, 2009 @ 00:33:18
My man has neither. He's still alive, also.
OklahomaGirl On February 13, 2010




Coffeyville,
#4New Post! Apr 07, 2009 @ 00:33:52
yay for the smart men in this world!!! lol
LaPtiteSue On August 10, 2009

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, Canada
#5New Post! Apr 07, 2009 @ 00:45:55
@OklahomaGirl Said

yay for the smart men in this world!!! lol



Smart is the word They know when they have it good
OklahomaGirl On February 13, 2010




Coffeyville,
#6New Post! Apr 07, 2009 @ 00:50:14
yes indeed they do lol
richreality On July 08, 2010




, Pennsylvania
#7New Post! Apr 07, 2009 @ 00:54:34
uh..oh..does that mean when I slap my man on the butt,

LaPtiteSue On August 10, 2009

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, Canada
#8New Post! Apr 07, 2009 @ 00:59:03
@richreality Said

uh..oh..does that mean when I slap my man on the butt,



hmmm...depends. Did you slap him because you were a bad girrrrl or did you slap him because you wanted to play the bad girl
theRaven On April 19, 2009




, Canada
#9New Post! Apr 07, 2009 @ 01:29:37
Lmaoooooooooo now that was funny
mandapanda8715 On June 14, 2015




Centralia, Illinois
#10New Post! Jun 14, 2015 @ 10:14:53
My husband has guts, but no balls. I haven't killed him yet because we live in the city and I have no place to hide the body lol.
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