Weird News(Man wants to change his name to "In God We Trust")

Here's the first strange article that I found
https://apnews.myway.com/article/20080504/D90EOG800.html

I love this...The 57-year-old man also told the (Arlington Heights) Daily Herald he's worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency.

I mean when the athesists are in the supreme court and they're just about to win...some smart a** brief goes...'You can't do that 'cause theres this fella...
Well, i think religious fole are deluded and if that guy thinks a country as religious as the us is ever...then he must be f***in' super deluded!!!

weird
i think it should be taken off the money.
it shows a clear connection between church and state that shouldn't be there.

That's going to be a pain in the a** to write all the time.

Hello! My name is...
In God We Trust

Would he insist that everyone use his full name or can they just call him Trust?

Thats what i was thinking.

Here's another one about some aliens
https://apnews.myway.com/article/20080504/D90EJNP80.html

dude his first name would be in god that just sounds wrong and sexual but very very wrong!

Or maybe he means spiritualy inside of God

God doesn't exist!!!Well he does but he's too busy f***in' angels to bother with us lot!!

Do we need to prepare for aliens?

ok....that's just wrong

Well the first thing they'll do is to set up a special parking meter, if i know city officials the world over...

Anyone else has some weird news?

There was a streaker who jumped into the playing arena of the snooker world championship final tonight!!!Did you know that it was the SWCF tonight, over in the states?
DO you even, know what snooker is?

Kinda lame. Like that "goveg.com" retard.