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rondetto On about 9 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 19, 2020 @ 08:50:34
I was sitting on my lawn having a quiet beer and reading when I was startled by a fairly late model car that crashed through my hedge and came to rest just in front of me.

I helped the elderly driver out of the car and sat her down on a chair.

I noted, "It's quite remarkable that you are still driving at your age."

"Yes," she replied. "I am old enough that I don't need a license any more."

"How is that possible?" I asked.

"The last time my doctor examined me, he asked if I had a driver's
license.

I told him yes and handed it to him.

He took scissors out of a drawer, and as he cut the license into pieces he said,
'You won't be needing this any more.

So I thanked him and drove home."
darkman666 On about 12 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 19, 2020 @ 14:38:00
@rondetto Said

I was sitting on my lawn having a quiet beer and reading when I was startled by a fairly late model car that crashed through my hedge and came to rest just in front of me.

I helped the elderly driver out of the car and sat her down on a chair.

I noted, "It's quite remarkable that you are still driving at your age."

"Yes," she replied. "I am old enough that I don't need a license any more."

"How is that possible?" I asked.

"The last time my doctor examined me, he asked if I had a driver's
license.

I told him yes and handed it to him.

He took scissors out of a drawer, and as he cut the license into pieces he said,
'You won't be needing this any more.

So I thanked him and drove home."


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