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trencher On March 01, 2008




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#1New Post! Jun 14, 2005 @ 03:55:32
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(1)-"A bachelor is a guy who leans towards women, but not far enough to lose his balance."--Earl Wilson

(2)-"Of all the plagues with which the world is curst. Of every ill, a woman is the worst."--George Granvolle
(English poet)

(3)-"If all men told the truth, the tears of the women would create another flood."--Unknown

(4)-"We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent."
--Anatole France

(5)-"Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own."
--Nelson Algren

(6)-"Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood."--Oscar Wilde

(7)-"There is no evil as terrible as a woman."--Euripedes

(8)-"Women's weapon, water-drops."--
O. Henry

(9)-"A woman can say more in sigh than a man can say in a sermon.--Unknown

(10)-"A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows."
--Monica Piper

(11)-"What do women want, my God, what do they want? What does a woman want."
--Sigmund Freud
Reply: I couldn't agree more. You could give a woman Fort Knox, and it still wouldn't be enough to satisfy their bottomless pit of wants and needs.

(12)-"A woman, a dog and a walnut tree, the more you beat them, the better they be."--Thomas Fuller





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