The census taker

The census taker knocked on Donna's door.
She answered all his questions except
one. She refused to tell him her age.
"But everyone tells their age to the
census taker," he said.

"Did Miss Maisy Hill, and Miss Daisy
Hill tell you their ages?" she asked.

"Certainly," he replied "Well, I'm the
same age as they are," she snapped.

"As old as the Hills," he wrote on his form