Roses are red

Does anyone know any good roses are red poems. My boyfriend is always sending them to me. When I wasn't well he sent:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am so sorry
You feel like poo

I loved it and it cheered me up when I was ill

Roses are red
you seem really funky
so whip em out
and lets do it like monkeys

I sent him back

The tress are green
The beach is sandy
When I see you
I go all randy

roses are red
so is my blood
i cut open my head
and i don't feel too good.

Roses are red
violets are blue
I hope your rash feels better

what rash

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The world is full of dread,
Is this really true?

Roses are red
my mood is black
all the things that i gave you
i want them all back.

I'll remember that if the horrible thing of us finishing ever happens lol

as long as you leave the babboon out of it

Roses are red
violet are blue
You're kind of hot
I'd do you

Roses are red
violets are blue
I am never well fed
give me some of your stew

roses are red
voilets are blue
please flush the toilet
you filled it with poo

lmao! u people r 2 funny!

roses are red
violets are blue
if i were a b****
i would wanna be you!!!!!!

to no one in particular, mmmmmk?

roses are red
but sometimes yellow
stop staring at my tatas
you horny fellow