Quickies

@rondetto Said

My neighbour does nothing but talk about growing tomatoes.
Think he’s suffering from the greenhouse effects.
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I don't think dad would like yeast extract but ma might.

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I called the Tax Office and the automated voice said, “If you’d like to speak in Welsh, please press 1”....
Pressed 1... But still can’t speak Welsh!?

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I know how to build a pyramid.
Well up to a point.
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In UK they call it a lift. In the USA it's called an elevator. Why?
I suppose we're just raised differently.
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