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rondetto On about 3 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 31, 2023 @ 10:59:21
i decided to form a band called the 999 Megabytes...
We haven't had a Gig yet.
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"Your underwear is much too tight and revealing," I said to my wife.
She replied, "Wear your own then."
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My boss asked me to make a business presentation and said I should start it with a joke...
So, I put my pay slip on the first slide.
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My neighbour spent all day yesterday laying out turf in his front garden. Then last night someone stole it.
He’s back out there now, looking forlorn.
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After a traumatic illness my doctor referred me to a peer support group.
I didn't think it would involve standing in the sea holding up a jetty.
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A fan of Elton John said to him after his recent fall,” Your leg is black and blue.
Elton replied, “ I guess that’s why they call it the bruise”
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Darkman666 On about 11 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 01, 2023 @ 19:36:44
@rondetto Said

i decided to form a band called the 999 Megabytes...
We haven't had a Gig yet.
___

"Your underwear is much too tight and revealing," I said to my wife.
She replied, "Wear your own then."
___
My boss asked me to make a business presentation and said I should start it with a joke...
So, I put my pay slip on the first slide.
___

My neighbour spent all day yesterday laying out turf in his front garden. Then last night someone stole it.
He’s back out there now, looking forlorn.
___
After a traumatic illness my doctor referred me to a peer support group.
I didn't think it would involve standing in the sea holding up a jetty.
___
A fan of Elton John said to him after his recent fall,” Your leg is black and blue.
Elton replied, “ I guess that’s why they call it the bruise”
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