Imagine:
1. Pirates and ninjas being friendly.
2. A parrot screaming "Polly want a pint of blood!"
3. A stranger holding his p***s and saying "come here ^_^" to you
4. Your granny winning the national lottery. (Mine won $4500 once.)
5. A snail winning the Grand Prix.
6. Saying that you have never touched your toes before but you're doing it every Toesday. (Pun included.)
7. A halo noob winning against the worlds best gamer.
8. Playing cards at 5 months old.
9. Hearing bumping noises in your great great grandparents room. And knowing that your great great grandfather was in there.
10. If humans had a 6 kilometer long factory in our bodies.
11. If toothpaste tasted like chocolate.
12. If there was a www.thistownisgreatitsdabombsoshutupyoufolkscomehere.com.
13. Drink driving with mickey mouse hovering above the road.
14. Seeing two guys make out in a girls room.
15. Finding a strip club that doesn't have strippers.
16. 92 year old prostitutes.
17. The worlds first pizza that needed the worlds first pizza to work that would need the worlds first pizza to work that would need the worlds first pizza... etc etc etc
18. Thinking that "infinity" is a word made up by Zeus the sausage god.
19. Finding out that the mailman mixed a death letter with your daily magazine, "N00bs". Just in case, a nuclear missile is homing in on that letter NOW.
20. Mixing Ren And Stimpy to make RenStimpy, RimpySten, Srenimpyt, etc.
umm....
shortcut!
21-100. The president writing threat letters to himself.
100-1000. Cream pie rain!
Feb 28, 2006 @ 08:07:18
