Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off!
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them, either!!
Your eyes won't get much worse.
Things you buy now don't have time to wear out.
And, one of the best advantages of being old.
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first!!
"In dog years. I'm dead!"
"Eat right, exercise - die anyway."
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
"Being "Over the hill" is much better than being under it!"
"I'm in the initial stage of my golden years:
SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP. . ."
"I'm smiling all the time.
Because I can't hear a word you are saying."
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Oct 26, 2006 @ 17:59:15
If you're lucky enough that the memory goes out, you get to eat a whole box of Little Debbies Brownies, forgetting each one as you go...then you can go to the store and say,"hmmm. Little Debbies Brownies; I haven't had those in a long time" before starting the process over again.
