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rondetto On April 22, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jul 03, 2011 @ 14:27:20
Our teacher asked us what our favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.dunno:

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of the Rspca. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now...
sTreetAngeL On January 24, 2022
root tedt ree





in a paradox,
#2New Post! Jul 03, 2011 @ 14:30:59
cute.
lover On June 27, 2014




Indianapolis, Indiana
#3New Post! Jun 22, 2014 @ 19:59:06
LOL too funny. Honesty is the best policy.
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