The teacher asked her class...

@HiImDan Said

"If you could be covered in something else, apart from skin. What would it be and why?"
Little Frankie said.
"I'd be covered in gold Miss. Because when I scratched myself and sold the gold dust, I'd have enough money to buy a BMW."
"Very good."
Replied the teacher.
"What about you Stevie!"
"I'd be covered in platinum Miss, because platinum is more valuable than gold, so I would buy myself a ferrari."
"That's also a good idea."
Said the teacher.
"What about you, Johnny!"
Little Johnny stood up and said,
"I'd be covered in pubic hair Miss......!"
"OH? And why is that?"
"Because my sister's got a patch THAT big. and you should see the cars which are parked outside HER house!"

@TenaciousDave Said

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@GSnap Said

That is the nastiest smiley i have ever seen. lol

@TenaciousDave Said

Even nastier than this one??
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@GSnap Said

Believe it or not, yea, even nastier than that one! You sick bastid.

@TenaciousDave Said

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@HiImDan Said

pewp, now it works

@GSnap Said

omg too funny. i posted this pic on your profile page same exact time you posted it here. Get out of my head w**ker boy!

@GSnap Said

Stop pewping. it stinks.

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@GSnap Said

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@HiImDan Said