Crude Quotes About Women

6/23/05-


(1)-"A highbrow is a man who has found something more interesting than women."--Edgar Wallace

(2)-"A woman can hide her love for 40 years, but her disgust and anger not for one day."--Unknown

(3)-"Feminism is just a way for ugly women to get into the mainstream of America."--Rush Limbaugh

(4)-"Fraility, thy name is woman."--William Shakespeare

(5)-I believe in tying the marriage knot as long as it's around the woman's neck."--WC Fields

(6)-"Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.--WC Fields

(7)-"Happiness is your mother-in-law's picture on the back of a milk carton."
--Unknown

(8)-"They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac."--David Mamet

(9)-"Nothing in the world is more expensive than a girl who's totally free for the weekend."--Unknown

(10)-"A fat woman came into the shoe store today. Wanted a pair of shoes for a Christmas party, I told her to stand on her hands, put a star on her butt and go as the world's largest, ugliest tree."--Al Bundy(Married With Children)

(11)-Q: Why do brides wear white?
A: To blend with everything else in the kitchen.

(12)-"Honolulu? Well, it's got everything: sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."--Ken Dodd



MY FINAL WORD-- Offshore accounts: A man should never get married without them.