Buying a vehicle

There?s a man won the football pools, see, and he said to himself, 'I?ll buy a car.? So he went down to the salesroom and saw the salesman and he said, 'I?d like a car. How much is that?? He said, 'Eight hundred pounds.? He said, 'I can?t afford that. Eight hundred pounds? I?ve only got seventy-five pounds.? 'Well,? the salesman said, 'how about a bicycle?? He said, 'I don?t want a bike. I want to get out in the country to get some fresh air.? 'Well,? he said, 'how about a pair of skates?? He said, 'Get away! I want to get out. I don?t want skates.? And the man said, 'I tell you what. How about a hoop and stick?? He said, 'All right.? So he bought a hoop and stick and he went out into the country, came across a pub, and put the hoop and stick in the car park. He went inside, had a drink, came out and the stick?s gone. Somebody?s pinched it. So he went back to the landlord and said, 'Somebody?s taken my stick. They?ve pinched it.? And the landlord said, 'Don?t get excited. It can?t have cost you much.? He said, 'Well, it only cost me half a crown, but that?s not the point. How am I going to get home??

only just seen this jokes,
my cuppa tea type joke