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steven On September 10, 2008




, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 12:50:31
My doctor called me in for a check up and asked me to bring in all the pills I was taking. As he went through them he found my birth control pills.
He was a bit alarmed that a man should be taking them and asked me why ? I explained that they help me sleep at night.
"Sir," he said, " I can assure you that there is absolutely Nothing in these birth control pills which will help you sleep.
I said, "Listen mate I grind one of these up every morning and put it in my 16 yr old daughter's orange juice, and believe me, it helps me to sleep at night."


elektrakosh On September 29, 2007




, United
#2New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 12:51:10
baaahahahahaha! Nice!
justvr On February 20, 2006




, Wallis and Futuna
#3New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 12:56:54
That.... is damn funny
sr_rs2 On March 07, 2009




broxborne, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 13:02:03
LMAO!!!!!!

thats so funny!!!!
steven On September 10, 2008




, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 14:07:11
@sr_rs2 Said
LMAO!!!!!!

thats so funny!!!!




Ta You Lot Glad to be able to give you all a chuckle
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#6New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 14:18:19
kahuna On January 10, 2006

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#7New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 14:40:40
hahahaha
scallywag On April 23, 2006




In front of my PC., United Kin
#8New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 19:22:14
@steven Said
My doctor called me in for a check up and asked me to bring in all the pills I was taking. As he went through them he found my birth control pills.
He was a bit alarmed that a man should be taking them and asked me why ? I explained that they help me sleep at night.
"Sir," he said, " I can assure you that there is absolutely Nothing in these birth control pills which will help you sleep.
I said, "Listen mate I grind one of these up every morning and put it in my 16 yr old daughter's orange juice, and believe me, it helps me to sleep at night."






I told You that one
yndy On June 06, 2011




Manila, Philippines
#9New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 19:29:49
chickinblack On December 19, 2007




Roach, Missouri
#10New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 19:36:11
that's funny. I hope my dad doesn't do that...
misunderstood On June 24, 2014
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How about you come find me....
#11New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 19:38:01
Ko On January 25, 2011
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949 Orange County, California
#12New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 19:38:36
LOL
Now thats the true "how to sleep better at night revealed"!
kyahbean On August 28, 2016




Williamstown, Massachusetts
#13New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 19:39:22
That's awesome.
steven On September 10, 2008




, United Kingdom
#14New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 21:09:12
@steven Said
My doctor called me in for a check up and asked me to bring in all the pills I was taking. As he went through them he found my birth control pills.
He was a bit alarmed that a man should be taking them and asked me why ? I explained that they help me sleep at night.
"Sir," he said, " I can assure you that there is absolutely Nothing in these birth control pills which will help you sleep.
I said, "Listen mate I grind one of these up every morning and put it in my 16 yr old daughter's orange juice, and believe me, it helps me to sleep at night."




Put up again For Thomo

thomo On July 04, 2007




Hull, United Kingdom
#15New Post! Dec 16, 2005 @ 21:11:26
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