Bernard Manning DIes

He gets to the gates of heaven and Saint Peter comes out and sayes. f*** off you foul mouthed fat bastard.

Bernard Manning joke:-

Three young gay lads in a car....

Nothing wrong with that, they're over 21.

thats the funnies thing i ever heard in association with bernard manning.

I was never a fan, but had to laugh at this one of his

'So David (Beckham) how did you cope with the stick after the Argentina match?'

'Oh she was fine'

Ii honestly never liked the man.

the guy had talent.

best one :-

?They actually think they?re English because they are born here. That means if a dog?s born in a stable, it is a horse......?