"Your Momma" Jokes

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD but funny as hell!

a stupid,fat,old,and ugly:
*yo mama so stupid, when someone said drinks were on the house she went to get a ladder
*Yo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs.
*yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 dollars
*yo mama so ugly,when she was born,she came out fine, but the doctor said it was a miscarriage
and another fat:
*yo mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter, she got up and there were 2 dimes and a nickel

your Mamma so fat she needs lifeguards for her soup bowl.

Your Mamma so fat in that black coat peoples are shouting taxi.

Your Mamma so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

yo mamma so fat that she fell down and cut her leg and gravy ran out

Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat, she went on a seafood diet. Whenever she sees food, she eats it.
Yo momma's so fat, she went on a light diet. As soon as it's light, she starts eating.

Your mom is so black she spits coffee.

Yo momma so dumb, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo' momma's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.

Im making all of these up right now:

Yo mommas so fat that she can simultaneously press every single key on a keyboard with one finger.

Yo mommas so fat that when it rains, every single raindrop falls on her.

Yo mommas so fat that if she looks up and opens her mouth while its snowing, none of the snow reaches the ground.

You mommas so fat, that if she fell over, the Earth would fall out of orbit.

Yo mommas so fat and nasty, that dead baby jokes make her mouth water.

Yo mommas so stupid that she thinks her son is shining in the sky.

Yo mommas so stupid, that when she gave birth she thought she had a bad case of diarrhea.

Yo mommas so stupid, she still thinks that youre a turd.

Yo mommas so fat and stupid, that when she breast feeds, she feeds of her babies breasts.

Yo mommas so stupid that when she looks through a window, she wonders what is on the other side.

Yo mommas so fat that everytime she cooks, the rest of your family starves.

Yo mama's so fat that when she was going toilet she fell to the 1 floor of the building

yo mama so fat her belly button makes an Eco 8)

yo mama so dumb she went over the rainbow and skittles popped out

yo mama so fat she got hit by a park car

yo mama so dumb when she went to go Brest feed her son all that came out was milk powder

yo MUM so dumb she doesn't even no what way to use a pencil

Yo Mama's a fat,inbred,putrid skidmark on the underpants of life...and so are you.