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rondetto

Wrexham, United Kingdom

Oct 26, 2011 @ 11:51:17

I was talking to a girl in a pub the other night and i said "You remind me of my little toe".
She said "Is that because i`m small and cute?"
"No", i replied, "its because i`ll probabaly end up banging you on the coffee table".

maximillion

, Minnesota

Oct 26, 2011 @ 11:54:18

i wasn't expecting that

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