Things you secretly want to do but can't

if i say, it woun't be a secret.

Push cyclists over when they refuse to stop at a zebra crossing. I nearly did earlier.

For an entire group of people (myself included) to spontaneously break into dance and everyone to know the moves.

But that's not really a secret.

DanDruff~~~><~~~Grassy

I'd like to do one of those inca trail treks but i'm too lazy nowadays

I would like to leave a treasure trail for when I am dead and make my relatives race to get my treasure which will be something really s***.

Cuuuunt. I want to c***, but I can't, because c***ing isn't acceptable yo.

I secretly want to platypus, myself. But I can't, because platypus isn't a verb.

'c***' is a verb.

I c*** c***s.

It's a verb and a noun.

Oh I wasn't saying it isn't. I just really wanna platypus the f*** outta something.