Your mommas so fat

Your Mamma's so fat when I took her to the Zoo the keepers thanked me for bringing the elephant back

Yo Mama'a so ugly. American express left home without her.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" and she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo Mamms So fat she ate my Dinner too.

Yo momma so stupid she had a brain transplant and the brain rejected her.

yo mommas teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach glows

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Your mother is so fat that she is obese and really should eat healthier.