Weight Gain

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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy. So beginning today when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think 'good grief......look how smart I am!'

@WhoAreYou Said

I actually have been trying to gain weight, and not through the absorbtion of information

Though nothing wrong with fattening yup the ol' noggn

@jonnythan Said

Wow, what a healthy attitude.

Women - and men - gain weight because they generally become more sedentary with age. Their metabolism slows and they get less exercise but their eating habits never change.

Looking at your fattening body in the mirror and being proud of it is not healthy or good. Being (and getting) fat is not beautiful and it is not something to be celebrated or tolerated. It's unhealthy and dangerous.

People need to understand the relationship between what they put in their bodies, how they treat their bodies, and their health and weight. People dismiss dieting because of all the fads and bulls*** surrounding the idea and they therefore dismiss healthy eating and lifestyles. It's terrible and shameful and depressing.

@jorie_13 Said

Dude, do you ever just LAUGH??? Do you really think she (my Aunt) is saying "f*** it, no more treadmill... Big Macs and Cheese Whiz from here on out???" Naw...

@jonnythan Said

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was the Jokes forum.

My bad.

@jorie_13 Said

No it's not... it's the Woman Talk forum... Hmmmm....

@jonnythan Said

Oh, perhaps that's why I thought it was OK to make a serious comment about women's health.