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hiz_gurl On April 10, 2011




Brisbane, Australia
#1New Post! Apr 02, 2010 @ 11:18:12
A man enters a bar and orders a drink.
The bar has a robot barman.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global
warming factors, Quantum physics and spirituality, bio-mimicry, environmental
interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.


The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another
drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "About 100."


Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about league, Holdens, racing, the new BIG Mac, tattoos, Nicky Watson and women in general.


Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test.
He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"


The man replies, "Err, 50, I think." And the robot says...real slowly...




"So...............ya gonna vote for Kevin again???"
TenaciousDave On February 11, 2022
The Anus Of Satan





Jeffrey Dahmer's Lunchbox,
#2New Post! Apr 02, 2010 @ 11:30:38
My ignorant American a** doesn't get it!!
rondetto On April 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Apr 02, 2010 @ 11:36:52
Who's Kevin?
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#4New Post! Apr 02, 2010 @ 11:41:02
I get it. Isn't this about the current Prime Minister of Australia, Kevin Rudd? Isn't his party affiliated with labor? Hasn't he fulfilled his campaign promises?

J.R.
hiz_gurl On April 10, 2011




Brisbane, Australia
#5New Post! Apr 02, 2010 @ 11:53:56
K rudd is a two faced low life, he used to be cool, way back when he was just a normal pollie and on breaky tv, now he's changed so much and has gone against everything he ever stood for being a normal person, chucks a spaz when his slaves dont pack his hair dryer and is just a spaz in general
Wellard On April 29, 2012
ect.. .


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In your Mind, Cape Verde
#6New Post! Apr 02, 2010 @ 12:21:45


To the ones who didnt get the joke it can be used about anyone really eg Bush ect.. .
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