DorkySuperGirl says "sometimes You Just Can't Win"

DorkySuperGirl was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her.

As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.

Poor DorkySuperGirl prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

Must have been a cat lover!

Or a hardcore conservative gay.

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lmao This makes me wonder why parents say put on clean underwear in case your in an accident. I'm sure dropping 17th flights, I would have pissed or crapped my pants.

Even if you didn't on the way down, the stop at the end would kill ya...and then you'd lose control of your bodily functions and it'd all be in your panties. EWWW.

There goes my lunch

Thank you Dan, I've been needing a puking smiley.

Hey!!