Luigi's train journey.

After returning from his honeymoon in
Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped
by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to
his friends.
Giovanni said, "hey, Luigi, how was'a da treep?"
Luigi said, "everyding was'a perfecto except
for da train ride."
"What'a you mean, Luigi?" said Giovanni.
"Well, we board'a da train at Gran'a Central
Station, and my beautiful Virginia, she pack'a big
basket'a food. She brought'a da vino and some 'a
nice cigars for me an we were'a looking forward
to da trip, an'a open up da lunch basket.
Da conductore came'a by, he wag'a his finger
at us an'a say, "no eat'a in dis car....must'a use da
dining car.
So me an'a my beautiful Virginia, we go to da
dining car and unpack'a da lunch basket, take out'a
da nice bottle of vino when da conductore came'a
by and say, "no drinka in dis car....must'a use da
club car. So we go to da club'a car.
I start'sa to light my cigar, an'a here come da
dam'a conductore again an'a he say, "no smoke in
dis car....must'a go to da smoking car.
So we go to da smoking car and I smoke'a my
nice cigar. Den my Virginia, she say, "let'sa go to
bed, Luigi."
After we'sa in bed, we just about'a to go
bada boom, bada boom, when da conductore walk'a
down da hallway shouting at da top of his voice,
"Nofolka Virginia, Nofolka Virginia!"
Next time, I just'a gonna take'a da bus."