No Offense Gunther!

A couples meal just arrived in a cast-iron pot when the top lifted.
Spotting two beady little eyes, the woman gasped and the lid slammed down
"Did you see that?" she asked the husband.
"See what?"
Just then, the top rose, and again revealing two eyes. "Waiter!" the man called, "There is something strange in that pot!"
"What did you order?" asked the waiter.
"The chicken suprise." the man answered.
"Oh, I apologize, sir," the waiter replied," This is the peeking duck."

There was no offense taken at least they didn't want to eat the duck Quack Quack!!